
REAL INTERNET CHINESE
the crying horse
a pouty plush horse you post when nothing is going your way
- Who can you say it to?
- Friends and coworkers Normal among people your own age. Skip it with elders, clients and officials.
- Out loud, or only typed?
- Typed, not spoken People type this. Saying it out loud sounds like a joke.
- Is it still used?
- Hot right now In heavy use at the moment.

When to say it
A real toy: a factory sewed its mouth on upside down and the sad little face went viral. You send it when you miss the bus, when the report needs a fifth redo, when your family asks again why you are not married. Self pity kept small and cute. The toy does the crying so you don't have to.
Hear it in the wild
Jīntiān dǎoméi, fā yí gè kū kū mǎ.
Rotten luck today, posting a weepy horse about it.
Yòu jiābān, kū kū mǎ tì wǒ kū.
Overtime again, the weepy horse cries on my behalf.
Quick answers
What does 哭哭马 mean?
a pouty plush horse you post when nothing is going your way
When do people say 哭哭马?
A real toy: a factory sewed its mouth on upside down and the sad little face went viral. You send it when you miss the bus, when the report needs a fifth redo, when your family asks again why you are not married. Self pity kept small and cute. The toy does the crying so you don't have to.
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